Well, while marine biologists were discovering a new species of squid in the Northern Atlantic, my research facility stumbled upon a huge discovery the details of which I am legally and morally bound from revealing within these confines. Anyway, it’s going to change the world in a small but potent way.

It’s times like these at work where I really appreciate my goal for a doctorate. So many times I regretted my career course and dreamt of being on those large research vessels, trolling for new species and working in the environment. But on days like today, where OUR discovery can make the world a better place, it makes me forget what other people are doing and achieving. It makes me feel important. It makes me feel like we’re all part of an important contribution.

Anyway, I'm sure all of you are pissed that I've teased you with my own experiences. Here's a little bit to chew on. I think I'm falling for someone. I think. And speaking of squid, he's not an invertebrate like the last guy.