I’m always speaking on new and extinct species in the jungle and other exotic places. But now I’m discovering new species I never knew existed at the local pet store.

What is up with all these new hybrid dogs? I went to my pet store I always try to steer clear from. I’m dying for a pet but I just can’t do that right now! I’m never at home and it’d just be wrong. Besides, I’d rescue a dog than shell out a grand for a purebred. But I’d have to have someone pay me for one of those designer dogs. It’s just wrong. You literally can choose what mix of dogs you want and bingo, you’ve got it. There are Buggs (Boston Terrier/Pug mix), Pomapoo (Pomeranian/Toy Poodle), Yorkipoo (Yorkie/Poodle Cross), Cava-Tzu (Cavalier King Charles/Shih Tzu mix) and so on. Some of them are cute, but some look pretty whacked-out. I guess you take the pieces you want and make it into one so that you’ve got everything you’re looking for in a dog.

Why isn’t there an option to make a hybrid man?